the

Why Is This Olympics Pool Green?

THE

DIVING POOL AT THE RIO OLYMPICS HAVE TURNED GREEN, AND FOR A

WHILE NO ONE KNEW WHY.

IT TURNS OUT WE MIGHT HAVE AN

EXPLANATION.

FIRST LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A FEW PICTURES THAT SHOW

YOU HOW GREEN THE DIVING POOLS

HAD BECOME.

PEOPLE WERE TWEETING ABOUT THIS, OF COURSE PEOPLE

HAVE THEIR OWN HYPOTHESES AS TO

WHY THIS WAS HAPPENING.

THOSE BEHIND THE RIO OLYMPICS DIDN'T

HAVE ANY ANSWERS WHEN THIS BECAME

A STORY.

>>WE WON'T GO IN THE WATER, BUT IT'S SAFE.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT

I THOUGHT WHEN I SAW THIS?

I THOUGHT YOU KNOW IN COMMUNITY

POOLS WHEN SOMEONE PEES AND THEY HAVE THAT DYE THAT CHANGES

COLOR WHEN IT COMES IN CONTACT WITH URINE.

THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF.

>>DO YOU GUYS PEE IN THE POOL?

>>I CANNOT.

>>I PEE IN THE OCEAN.

>> I CAN'T EVEN DO THAT.

>>I CAN'T EVEN PEE IN THE OCEAN.

>> THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT ARE PEE SHY, AND I AM ONE OF THOSE

PEOPLE.

I CANNOT PEE ANYWHERE

UNLESS I AM IN A SAFE VAULT.

>>SO YOU AND R.KELLY CANNOT HAVE A RELATIONSHIP.

>>ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I WOULD BE

LIKE R.KELLY, YOU KNOW I CAN'T DO

THIS.

PLUS I'M NOT A 14-YEAR-OLD GIRL.

YOU KNOW HOW SOME PEOPLE CAN PISS THEMSELVES WHEN THEY ARE

DRUNK?

>> I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT, HASAN.

>> I THINK THAT'S BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT AS PEE SHY OR THEY CAN

PEE IN POOLS OR OCEANS AND PEE WILLY-NILLY WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK.

>> THAT WAS A TANGENT.

>> I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT.

>> LET'S TALK ABOUT WHY THE POOL AT THE OLYMPICS IS GREEN.

SO,

INTERESTINGLY ENOUGH SUMMER ALLEGING THAT THE CHEMICALS ARE

DISINFECTANTS, AND SO IF THE DISINFECTANTS AREN'T AT PROPER

LEVELS THEN WOULDN'T IT BE UNSAFE?

SO FAR THOSE WHO HAVE

COMPETED SAID THEY HAVEN'T SUFFERED ANY TYPE OF HEALTH

ISSUES, SO I GUESS THAT'S ALL THAT REALLY MATTERS.

>>EXCEPT FOR THE THIRD NIPPLE THAT EVERYONE SUSPICIOUSLY

STARTED GROWING ON THE RUSSIAN

POLO TEAM.

BUT THAT COULD BE DOPING.

>> IT JUST STRIKES ME AS SO ODD ñ IT SEEMS LIKE SUCH A

FORESEEABLE AND FIXABLE ISSUE TO

SPRING UP LIKE THAT.

FOR A WHILE PEOPLE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS

GOING ON.

>>IS IT THOUGH?

LOOK AT THE TRACK RECORD OF RIO AND THE

OLYMPICS.

FROM DAY ONE IT HAS BEEN RIDDLED WITH CONTROVERSY,

EVERYONE IS CONSTANTLY SAYING THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE IS

INCREDIBLY CORRUPT AND SHOULD OF

NEVER HAD THIS IN RIO, A COMMUNITY RIDDLED BY INCOME

INEQUALITY.

CUTTING BACK THE POLICE FORCE, NOT HAVING ENOUGH

SECURITY, THERE'S JUST SO MANY ISSUES OF HAVING THE OLYMPICS IN

RIO.

>>THE ZIKA VIRUS.

>> BOB COSTAS, DON'T GET PINK EYE LIKE HIM.

IT'S JUST ABSURD THAT

THEY HAD IT HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE AND THE WAY THEY TRIED TO

CLEAR IT UP BY HAVING ADRIANA LIMA AND THE OTHER WOMEN BE A

PART OF IT.

LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, THAT IS WHAT WE

DO HERE, DON'T LOOK AT ALL OF THE PROVERTY.

>>I'M TALKING ABOUT IN A VACUUM OF ANY CITY HOSTING THE

OLYMPICS.

A POOL IS A VERY REASONABLE FACILITY TO MONITOR.

>>THE INFRASTRUCTURE IS SO CRIPPLED THAT IT IS FORESEEABLE

ñ I'M SURPRISED WORSE THINGS

HAVEN'T OCCURRED ALREADY.

>> RIGHT, BUT IT SHOWS ITSELF AS

A SYMPTOM OF A LARGER ISSUE THAT

WE ARE SEEING WITH THE

REAL OLYMPICS.